Herding Cats

As I sit here trying to finally get this website thing up and running, I am realizing that much of the procrastination has had to do with avoiding the inevitable frustration of things not easily becoming what I had wanted them to be when they were just abstract ideas and that the cats in my peripheral vision are there to pull me away so that I will not have to feel this anger and frustration which gives me neck pain and that, there goes one now, the cats need to be harnessed and made into something of a sled team that can power me up and over Klondike Mt. because, YES, thar is gold in them thar hills and the only way to get thar is by sloggin' one foot at a time!!!!

(is this a run on sentence? does spelling count?)...